1 00:00:06,494 --> 00:00:08,360 The following program is brought to you 2 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:11,966 in living color on NBC. 3 00:00:32,820 --> 00:00:34,151 Uh-ha, toro. 4 00:00:35,290 --> 00:00:38,123 Uh-ha, toro. Uh-ha, uh-ha. 5 00:00:53,207 --> 00:00:54,572 Nice toro. 6 00:01:13,528 --> 00:01:15,257 You feel all right? 7 00:01:15,930 --> 00:01:17,796 I feel fine. 8 00:01:18,166 --> 00:01:19,600 Can you tell me what was the joke? 9 00:01:20,535 --> 00:01:22,299 What joke? The joke. 10 00:01:22,470 --> 00:01:24,438 When I walked in here you were going: ha, ha, ha. 11 00:01:24,606 --> 00:01:27,507 I figured that staircase must've said something terribly funny to you. 12 00:01:27,942 --> 00:01:30,104 I was just trying to learn something about bullfighting, 13 00:01:30,278 --> 00:01:32,804 that's all, before Senor Tenino gets here. 14 00:01:33,348 --> 00:01:35,442 By doing a square dance in front of a staircase? 15 00:01:35,617 --> 00:01:36,641 And what for, anyway? 16 00:01:37,185 --> 00:01:38,550 Didn't Pa tell you? 17 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:39,983 Senor Tenino happens to be 18 00:01:40,154 --> 00:01:42,851 the biggest breeder of fighting bulls in all of Mexico. 19 00:01:43,024 --> 00:01:46,085 And I figured the neighborly thing for us to do is be learning enough about it 20 00:01:46,260 --> 00:01:48,456 so we could talk to him intelligently, anyhow. 21 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:52,089 Well, how do you expect to go about learning something about it? 22 00:01:52,533 --> 00:01:56,163 Out of that book right there that I bought in town, that's where. 23 00:01:56,904 --> 00:01:57,928 Hmm. 24 00:02:02,944 --> 00:02:04,537 What is this? 25 00:02:04,946 --> 00:02:09,440 "The Art of Bullfighting. " ♪ llustrated. 26 00:02:09,617 --> 00:02:11,312 Hey, look at that. Ain't that something? 27 00:02:11,486 --> 00:02:13,113 Ooh, heh. 28 00:02:13,287 --> 00:02:14,982 He really got him going. 29 00:02:15,156 --> 00:02:17,682 That doesn't look so hard, though. Look, see? 30 00:02:17,859 --> 00:02:19,918 Here, let me try that. 31 00:02:20,094 --> 00:02:22,256 Give me that thing. I'll coach you. All right? 32 00:02:22,430 --> 00:02:23,693 Mm-hm. 33 00:02:26,367 --> 00:02:27,391 Huh. 34 00:02:27,568 --> 00:02:28,763 Here. How's this look, Hoss? 35 00:02:29,237 --> 00:02:31,399 You're supposed to stand more like that. 36 00:02:31,572 --> 00:02:33,040 You know, sideways. 37 00:02:34,108 --> 00:02:37,078 Sideways like this? Yeah, that's it. That's right. Yeah. 38 00:02:37,478 --> 00:02:39,242 Hey, you be the bull. You be the bull. 39 00:02:40,448 --> 00:02:41,938 Oh, don't be silly. 40 00:02:42,116 --> 00:02:44,676 Oh, one of us has gotta be the bull, and you're bigger than I am. 41 00:02:47,321 --> 00:02:48,811 All right, heh. 42 00:02:51,259 --> 00:02:53,626 You ready? Okay. 43 00:03:00,668 --> 00:03:01,692 Hey, bully. 44 00:03:02,336 --> 00:03:04,100 Hey, bully. 45 00:03:04,872 --> 00:03:07,273 Hey, bully. Hey, bully. 46 00:03:08,476 --> 00:03:10,137 Hey, bully. 47 00:03:10,945 --> 00:03:12,538 Hey, Hoss, heh. 48 00:03:13,614 --> 00:03:15,048 Hey. Hey, Hoss! 49 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:20,715 Hey, Ho-- 50 00:03:22,490 --> 00:03:24,015 Hey, Ho-- 51 00:03:42,443 --> 00:03:44,104 Pfft. 52 00:04:10,171 --> 00:04:11,900 Boys, 53 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:15,938 if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, 54 00:04:16,377 --> 00:04:22,009 if you want to do any roughhousing, do it outside! 55 00:04:25,286 --> 00:04:27,050 Sorry, Pa. "Sorry, Pa." 56 00:04:27,221 --> 00:04:30,316 Yeah, I'm sorry too, Pa. Yeah, you're sorry too. 57 00:04:30,491 --> 00:04:33,119 I want this house to look halfway decent for Senor Tenino's visit. 58 00:04:33,294 --> 00:04:34,591 By the way, 59 00:04:35,496 --> 00:04:37,965 did you square it up with Little Joe and Adam about Dolores? 60 00:04:38,966 --> 00:04:40,559 Dolores? 61 00:04:40,868 --> 00:04:42,734 Senor Tenino's daughter. 62 00:04:42,904 --> 00:04:45,566 That's the first time we ever heard about him having a daughter, Pa. 63 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:47,299 Oh? 64 00:04:47,875 --> 00:04:51,072 Well, he's, uh, he's bringing her with him. 65 00:04:51,245 --> 00:04:53,373 I asked Hoss here to, uh, have you boys decide 66 00:04:53,548 --> 00:04:55,414 who's gonna be her escort 67 00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:57,175 What about that, Hess? 68 00:04:58,553 --> 00:04:59,987 Huh? 69 00:05:00,154 --> 00:05:05,092 Ah, well, actually, I didn't wanna make no problems for you and Adam, and... 70 00:05:05,726 --> 00:05:07,023 How old is she? 71 00:05:08,429 --> 00:05:11,421 I'd say in her early 205. And that's a problem? 72 00:05:13,167 --> 00:05:15,966 Hey, look, Pa, there ain't no use in us making a great big fuss 73 00:05:16,137 --> 00:05:19,368 about who's gonna be escorting Dolores. 74 00:05:19,540 --> 00:05:22,339 Just leave me out of it. You boys decide among yourselves 75 00:05:22,510 --> 00:05:23,534 who's gonna be her escort 76 00:05:23,711 --> 00:05:25,611 Or perhaps she would like to make her own choice. 77 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:27,407 That fair enough? No problems? 78 00:05:30,952 --> 00:05:34,388 No problems. No problem. 79 00:05:36,123 --> 00:05:37,454 We got problems. 80 00:06:58,172 --> 00:06:59,970 They should be here any minute. 81 00:07:01,342 --> 00:07:03,777 Like lambs to the slaughter. 82 00:07:07,415 --> 00:07:09,577 What's he supposed to mean by that? 83 00:07:09,884 --> 00:07:11,579 Beats me. 84 00:07:12,353 --> 00:07:14,117 You know, Joe, it's a pretty terrible thing 85 00:07:14,288 --> 00:07:18,225 when a fella figures his own kin is plotting behind his back. 86 00:07:18,392 --> 00:07:20,258 You ought to know. 87 00:07:20,428 --> 00:07:23,398 Oh, heh, Joe, I was just funning. 88 00:07:23,864 --> 00:07:25,923 You don't think that I wasn't gonna tell you and Adam 89 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:27,829 about Senor Tenino's daughter, did you? 90 00:07:28,002 --> 00:07:30,471 Oh, heh, no, sure you were. Sure you were. 91 00:07:30,738 --> 00:07:34,697 But, see, uh, our brother Adam's a little different. 92 00:07:35,376 --> 00:07:36,810 He's sneaky. 93 00:07:40,448 --> 00:07:43,816 He's got something up his sleeve. Yeah. 94 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:47,512 A hairy arm. More than that. 95 00:07:48,255 --> 00:07:53,421 No, sir, look at him just sitting there like a big sly cat. 96 00:08:31,165 --> 00:08:34,999 Now, boys, I'd like you to, uh, meet Senorita Dolores Tenino 97 00:08:35,169 --> 00:08:38,070 and her father Senor Francisco Tenino. 98 00:08:41,542 --> 00:08:45,706 Senorita, heh. Welcome to the ranch, senorita. 99 00:09:21,015 --> 00:09:23,575 Thank you, senor, for your warm welcome. 100 00:09:23,751 --> 00:09:26,118 And in such good Spanish. 101 00:09:26,287 --> 00:09:30,724 But don't worry about me, I think I can take care of myself. 102 00:09:36,630 --> 00:09:39,793 That sounded like more than just a welcome to me. 103 00:09:39,967 --> 00:09:43,733 What was he saying, anyhow? I don't know. 104 00:09:43,904 --> 00:09:46,373 He sure wasn't discussing the price of tacos. 105 00:09:46,774 --> 00:09:49,402 Your father told us so much about you gentlemen 106 00:09:49,577 --> 00:09:53,275 on the way from town, that I feel as if I know you already. 107 00:09:53,447 --> 00:09:55,779 You must be Mr. Hoss Cartwright. 108 00:09:56,350 --> 00:09:59,945 Yeah. Just plain Hoss, ma'am. I mean, Senorita Dolores. 109 00:10:00,588 --> 00:10:02,181 Dolores, Hoss. 110 00:10:02,356 --> 00:10:03,721 And, of course, you're Little Joe? 111 00:10:05,759 --> 00:10:07,193 Just plain Joe, ma'am. 112 00:10:08,762 --> 00:10:10,423 And you are Adam. 113 00:10:11,932 --> 00:10:14,993 And I would, uh, be happy to show you the Ponderosa anytime. 114 00:10:15,169 --> 00:10:17,638 I'd be very happy if you boys came over here to say 115 00:10:17,805 --> 00:10:19,705 hello to the senorita's father. 116 00:10:19,874 --> 00:10:21,035 Oh. 117 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:22,573 Senor. 118 00:10:23,844 --> 00:10:26,313 Is a great pleasure to meet you. Senor Tenino. 119 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,107 Pleasure's all mine, sir. 120 00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:39,616 Your boys have that Cartwright charm, Ben. 121 00:10:40,294 --> 00:10:41,318 Yeah. 122 00:10:41,495 --> 00:10:44,624 Shall we, senorita? Thank you. 123 00:10:45,299 --> 00:10:46,733 Coming? 124 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,606 Oh, boys, there's some luggage here. 125 00:10:52,773 --> 00:10:55,242 There's some luggage hereto... 126 00:11:01,849 --> 00:11:04,716 Your, uh, your daughter's very charming. 127 00:11:04,885 --> 00:11:06,478 Francisco, why don't you go ahead inside 128 00:11:06,654 --> 00:11:08,748 and I'll get some help with the luggage? 129 00:11:11,158 --> 00:11:13,422 Get some help with the luggage. 130 00:11:14,128 --> 00:11:15,857 Me. 131 00:11:22,670 --> 00:11:25,537 Ben, the dinner was delicious. 132 00:11:25,706 --> 00:11:29,438 And I would like to thank, uh, what is his name, Hoop Sling? 133 00:11:30,878 --> 00:11:32,744 Hop Sing. Hop Sing. Oh. 134 00:11:32,913 --> 00:11:34,574 He'll be very pleased. As a matter of fact, 135 00:11:34,748 --> 00:11:36,375 he was quite concerned the cooking might not please you. 136 00:11:36,550 --> 00:11:39,520 Oh, if he ever decides to leave you... Oh, heh, Father. 137 00:11:39,687 --> 00:11:41,416 You'd better keep a sharp eye on Hop Sing 138 00:11:41,589 --> 00:11:43,250 or Father will be trying to steal him away. 139 00:11:43,424 --> 00:11:44,892 Well, I'm glad you warned me. 140 00:11:45,426 --> 00:11:48,123 Your stories about those fighting bulls you raised down in Mexico 141 00:11:48,295 --> 00:11:50,229 was mighty interesting, Senor Tenino. 142 00:11:50,731 --> 00:11:52,665 I'm glad I didn't bore you. Oh, no. 143 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:55,063 But if you are really interested, 144 00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:58,934 Dolores is an expert on the technique of fighting the bulls. 145 00:12:00,574 --> 00:12:01,598 Really? 146 00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:05,407 Well, if these, uh, young folks will excuse us, 147 00:12:05,579 --> 00:12:07,707 I'll show you that gun collection. Good, good. 148 00:12:07,881 --> 00:12:09,975 I've been looking forward to it. Excuse me. 149 00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:11,675 You know, I've always made it a practice 150 00:12:11,852 --> 00:12:13,286 of collecting only those firearms 151 00:12:13,454 --> 00:12:15,286 that can be put into good shooting condition. 152 00:12:20,461 --> 00:12:23,055 Speaking of bullfighting, senorita, 153 00:12:23,230 --> 00:12:25,995 my brothers have gotten a little carried away on that subject lately. 154 00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:27,793 They have? In what way? 155 00:12:27,968 --> 00:12:30,903 Well, my brother Hoss has a book on it, 156 00:12:31,071 --> 00:12:34,302 and between him and Little Joe, we're lucky to have any furniture left. 157 00:12:36,710 --> 00:12:38,610 Don't you believe a word he's telling you, ma'am. 158 00:12:39,446 --> 00:12:40,880 I'd like to see your book, Hoss. 159 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,581 Yeah, it's really quite a book, ma'am. It really is. 160 00:12:44,752 --> 00:12:46,914 It's got a bunch of these interesting pictures in there 161 00:12:47,087 --> 00:12:49,522 of a bunch of fellas waving little red blankets at the bulls. 162 00:12:50,457 --> 00:12:52,482 Waving little red blankets? 163 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:55,891 I, uh, don't believe it's called waving, heh, little brother. 164 00:12:56,063 --> 00:12:58,657 Not at a real bull, you don't wave little red blankets. 165 00:12:58,832 --> 00:13:00,732 No, no. You see, it's called a cape. 166 00:13:01,435 --> 00:13:03,733 Well, certainly, it's called a cape. 167 00:13:03,904 --> 00:13:05,702 What are you gonna call it but a cape? 168 00:13:05,873 --> 00:13:08,240 And it's not waving actually, is what it is, it's, uh... 169 00:13:08,409 --> 00:13:10,605 It's a much fancier thing. It's called-- It's like-- 170 00:13:10,778 --> 00:13:12,576 It's a picador, is what it's called, isn't it? 171 00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:19,377 No, Joe, that ain't a picador. 172 00:13:19,553 --> 00:13:20,952 You see, heh 173 00:13:21,255 --> 00:13:24,054 a picador is, uh, is one of them things that they-- 174 00:13:24,224 --> 00:13:27,250 One of them darts that they throw into the bull. 175 00:13:29,496 --> 00:13:30,895 No, no. 176 00:13:31,532 --> 00:13:34,001 A dad? A dad? You've gotta be spoofing me. 177 00:13:34,168 --> 00:13:37,433 A dad? You don't throw a dad at a full-sized bull. 178 00:13:37,604 --> 00:13:39,538 I think you've been reading out of the wrong book. 179 00:13:39,707 --> 00:13:42,836 Well, I think you've been reading the book upside-down. 180 00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:44,273 What do you think of that? 181 00:13:44,445 --> 00:13:47,244 Now, see, you take a veronica-- Yeah, who's she? 182 00:13:47,414 --> 00:13:49,075 Veronica? Yeah, who's that? 183 00:13:49,249 --> 00:13:50,944 Joe, veronica ain't no she, it's an it. 184 00:13:51,118 --> 00:13:53,519 A veronica is a thing you... It's a thing, that's what it is. 185 00:13:53,687 --> 00:13:55,018 It's a thing you do with the cape. 186 00:13:55,189 --> 00:13:56,748 It's a thing? You know everything that's in this book. 187 00:13:56,924 --> 00:13:58,016 Is that it? That's right. 188 00:13:58,192 --> 00:14:00,160 You must be a pretty big authority on everything 189 00:14:00,327 --> 00:14:01,817 in that book, right? That's right! 190 00:14:01,995 --> 00:14:03,724 Then you tell me something. You tell me 191 00:14:03,897 --> 00:14:06,798 what is the difference between a matador and a Macarena? 192 00:14:08,202 --> 00:14:10,261 Huh? What is the difference? Very simple. 193 00:14:10,437 --> 00:14:12,303 The difference between a matador and a Macarena. 194 00:14:12,473 --> 00:14:13,770 Matador, Macarena. Yeah, yeah. 195 00:14:13,941 --> 00:14:16,467 Well, you see, a matador and a Macarena-- 196 00:14:16,643 --> 00:14:19,135 There ain't no whole lot of difference in them. 197 00:14:19,313 --> 00:14:20,803 The fact is that a... 198 00:14:20,981 --> 00:14:25,214 Well, the, uh, the difference between a Macarena and a matador 199 00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:26,581 Mm-hm. Is that... 200 00:14:26,754 --> 00:14:30,247 Well, really the difference is that a Macarena 201 00:14:30,424 --> 00:14:32,893 is the fella that comes out about three feet behind the matador 202 00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:34,721 when they come out into the arena to fight. 203 00:14:34,895 --> 00:14:37,990 Now, that's really what the difference is between a Macarena and a matador. 204 00:14:38,165 --> 00:14:39,394 Ha. 205 00:14:39,566 --> 00:14:40,795 Don't "ha" me. 206 00:14:40,968 --> 00:14:43,096 I'm the one that bought and paid for the book, ain't I? 207 00:14:43,270 --> 00:14:45,034 Oh, just because you bought and paid for the book, 208 00:14:45,205 --> 00:14:46,798 that makes you an authority on everything 209 00:14:46,974 --> 00:14:48,100 that's written in that book. 210 00:14:48,275 --> 00:14:49,640 Is that right, huh? You're getting me 211 00:14:49,810 --> 00:14:50,834 just about half riled up. 212 00:14:51,011 --> 00:14:52,570 All I'm trying to say-- Well, I'm telling you that... 213 00:14:54,848 --> 00:14:56,976 Hey, where's that coming from? 214 00:14:58,018 --> 00:15:01,147 Hey, where's the-- Where's Dolores? 215 00:15:03,223 --> 00:15:05,021 And where's Adam? 216 00:15:06,593 --> 00:15:09,824 Joe, we've been had. 217 00:15:33,153 --> 00:15:35,747 Oh, Hoss. Little Joe. 218 00:15:35,923 --> 00:15:38,017 Adam plays so beautifully. 219 00:15:38,192 --> 00:15:39,956 I just love guitar music. 220 00:15:58,345 --> 00:16:00,439 You and your book. 221 00:16:17,731 --> 00:16:19,927 Good morning, good friend. Good morning. 222 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:22,000 I suppose you know you made a couple of jackasses 223 00:16:22,169 --> 00:16:23,762 out of us last night in front of Dolores. 224 00:16:23,937 --> 00:16:25,905 Yeah. Well, you didn't need much help. 225 00:16:26,073 --> 00:16:28,872 You know what's the matter with you? You know? You got no ethics. 226 00:16:29,042 --> 00:16:30,532 That's what's the matter with him. That's right, no ethics. 227 00:16:30,711 --> 00:16:31,735 Hmm. 228 00:16:31,912 --> 00:16:33,880 Well, men, I don't think it's a matter of ethics. 229 00:16:34,047 --> 00:16:35,981 I think you just got yourselves in over your head 230 00:16:36,149 --> 00:16:37,548 and drowned in your own foolishness. 231 00:16:37,718 --> 00:16:39,584 You didn't even give us a chance to get started. 232 00:16:39,753 --> 00:16:41,778 No chance at all. Nothing. 233 00:16:41,955 --> 00:16:43,047 I'm sorry. 234 00:16:43,223 --> 00:16:44,247 Now, if you'll excuse me, 235 00:16:44,424 --> 00:16:47,018 I have to take Senorita Dolores out for her morning ride. 236 00:16:47,194 --> 00:16:48,684 Wait a minute. I'm supposed to do that. 237 00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:52,093 I'm supposed to do that. And when we find a nice quiet glade, 238 00:16:52,266 --> 00:16:55,702 I have a book of poems that I'm going to read to her. 239 00:16:55,869 --> 00:16:59,134 You gotta be fast, boy. Smart Tsk, tsk. 240 00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:09,980 Joe, I got a sneaking hunch that he's gonna be mighty hard to catch. 241 00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:12,585 Yeah, maybe so. 242 00:17:12,753 --> 00:17:14,380 But I think he can be had. 243 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:15,750 It ain't gonna be easy. 244 00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:17,982 Not with the way he plays that guitar 245 00:17:18,158 --> 00:17:20,684 and all them soft-soaping poems of his. 246 00:17:20,861 --> 00:17:23,193 Yeah, I'm getting fed up with them poems too. 247 00:17:23,363 --> 00:17:26,890 Maybe I can't play a guitar, but there's more than one way to skin a cat. 248 00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:30,002 She'll get fed up with all that bull. Yeah. 249 00:17:36,476 --> 00:17:38,001 Yeah. 250 00:17:41,348 --> 00:17:42,543 Come on, come on. 251 00:17:42,716 --> 00:17:46,118 Little Joe, I promised Adam I would go for a walk with him after dinner. 252 00:17:46,286 --> 00:17:50,189 Look, will you forget about him? Just forget about him. 253 00:17:50,357 --> 00:17:51,825 He's in there talking to your father. 254 00:17:51,992 --> 00:17:54,791 You know how those older people like to yak it up all the time. 255 00:17:54,962 --> 00:17:57,294 But he said he wrote a new song for me. 256 00:17:57,464 --> 00:17:58,488 Well, so what? 257 00:17:58,665 --> 00:18:01,327 You think he's the only one in this family with talent? 258 00:18:01,969 --> 00:18:03,937 You can play the guitar too? 259 00:18:04,104 --> 00:18:08,302 No, not the guitar. That's nothing. Anybody can play those things. Look. 260 00:18:08,675 --> 00:18:10,439 What is that? 261 00:18:10,711 --> 00:18:14,011 That's a harmonica. It takes real talent to play this. 262 00:18:14,181 --> 00:18:16,115 Do a little tune for you. Well... 263 00:18:16,283 --> 00:18:17,682 Hmm. 264 00:18:32,032 --> 00:18:33,966 Don't you like that tune? I got a million of them. 265 00:18:34,768 --> 00:18:35,929 Well... 266 00:18:36,103 --> 00:18:39,733 It is so soon after dinner. Can't we just sit here and talk? 267 00:18:40,941 --> 00:18:42,739 Do you like poetry? Oh, Little Joe-- 268 00:18:42,909 --> 00:18:45,378 I just happen to have a book right here. 269 00:18:45,545 --> 00:18:47,070 Must you? 270 00:18:47,247 --> 00:18:50,046 It is such a beautiful evening. And... 271 00:18:50,217 --> 00:18:52,481 Can't we sit here and just enjoy it? 272 00:18:57,324 --> 00:19:00,919 Yeah, well, that sounds good too. 273 00:19:01,094 --> 00:19:02,562 I just didn't know if you wanted 10-- 274 00:19:02,729 --> 00:19:07,132 You know, girls say they like poetry and music. 275 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:12,363 But the men that really impress them are those of strength, 276 00:19:12,539 --> 00:19:15,941 of courage, of physical action. 277 00:19:16,576 --> 00:19:20,979 You know, that's me. Of courage. Like the matador 278 00:19:21,148 --> 00:19:22,843 of my native Mexico. 279 00:19:24,184 --> 00:19:26,516 When a man can fight a bull, 280 00:19:27,587 --> 00:19:30,147 senor, then he is a real man. 281 00:19:31,158 --> 00:19:34,526 You know, men can do a lot of other things besides fight bulls, though. 282 00:19:35,062 --> 00:19:36,928 Can they, senor? 283 00:19:38,465 --> 00:19:40,331 What's been going on out here? I heard a noise. 284 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,662 Something like a cat with its tail caught in a wringer. 285 00:19:42,836 --> 00:19:44,668 Sorry to keep you waiting. I've got that new song for you 286 00:19:44,838 --> 00:19:45,862 whenever you're ready. 287 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:49,775 You go right ahead and sing, Adam. 288 00:19:49,943 --> 00:19:52,310 He thinks that's what women like. 289 00:19:59,853 --> 00:20:01,218 What've you two been talking about? 290 00:20:01,788 --> 00:20:05,816 How girls are impressed with soft words and beautiful music. 291 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:10,121 Well, aren't they? Of course. 292 00:20:10,530 --> 00:20:12,123 Adam, please play for me. 293 00:21:24,838 --> 00:21:26,670 Hey, Joe. 294 00:21:27,474 --> 00:21:29,306 How you doing, Hess? 295 00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:33,872 What are you doing? Unh, just practicing. 296 00:21:35,415 --> 00:21:37,042 For what? 297 00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:41,584 Women like men of action. Strength. Physical courage. 298 00:21:42,422 --> 00:21:44,982 Who told you that? Dolores told me. 299 00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:52,521 Joe, practicing with that six-shooter ain't what she meant by courage. 300 00:21:52,899 --> 00:21:54,458 Well, what's that supposed to mean? 301 00:21:54,634 --> 00:21:56,830 Remember the other day when you said something to me 302 00:21:57,003 --> 00:21:59,097 about there being more ways than one to skin a cat? 303 00:21:59,272 --> 00:22:00,364 Mm-hm. 304 00:22:00,540 --> 00:22:03,305 Well, it son of put me to thinking. 305 00:22:03,643 --> 00:22:06,704 What does Dolores talk about more than anything else in the whole world? 306 00:22:08,582 --> 00:22:10,676 Oh, matadors down in Mexico. 307 00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:12,945 It's all she's got on her brain. Right. 308 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:16,148 Now, remember the other day when Walt Troutman came out here 309 00:22:16,323 --> 00:22:19,953 looking for some bucking stock for that annual rodeo in Virginia City? 310 00:22:20,126 --> 00:22:23,460 Mm-hm, yeah, so what? Well, I went into town 311 00:22:23,630 --> 00:22:28,500 and I got me a hundred dollar advance for a little idea I had for his rodeo 312 00:22:28,668 --> 00:22:31,569 that's gonna keep folks talking around here for months and months. 313 00:22:32,405 --> 00:22:33,770 Well, come on. What's the big idea? 314 00:22:37,510 --> 00:22:39,103 A bullfight. 315 00:22:39,279 --> 00:22:42,647 Heh, oh, come on. A bullfight? 316 00:22:42,816 --> 00:22:44,944 Well, you'll do anything to impress a woman, won't you? 317 00:22:45,385 --> 00:22:49,413 Anything, ha, ha. Joe, I ain't gonna fight a bull. 318 00:22:50,156 --> 00:22:52,147 You are. Me? 319 00:22:52,325 --> 00:22:53,850 Sure. Oh. 320 00:22:54,027 --> 00:22:56,462 Joe, see, now, the way I got it figured, 321 00:22:56,630 --> 00:22:59,224 Adam's getting just a little bit too confident. 322 00:22:59,399 --> 00:23:02,232 So I figured that me and you would team up against him. 323 00:23:03,069 --> 00:23:04,503 But fighting a bull? I'm not so sure 324 00:23:04,671 --> 00:23:07,504 you're doing me such a big favor. Oh, now, come on, Joe. 325 00:23:07,674 --> 00:23:09,904 You wanna impress Dolores, don't you? 326 00:23:10,076 --> 00:23:13,068 You don't want her to think you're a coward, do you? 327 00:23:14,047 --> 00:23:16,948 Coward? Well, no, but I-- Well, there ain't no buts about it, now. 328 00:23:17,117 --> 00:23:19,586 You're my little brother, and I'm gonna make the big sacrifice. 329 00:23:19,753 --> 00:23:22,051 I'm gonna let you be the matador. 330 00:23:26,793 --> 00:23:28,352 Thanks, Hoss. Nothing. Nothing. 331 00:23:28,528 --> 00:23:30,656 Now, what we gotta do first is get some bulls out here 332 00:23:30,830 --> 00:23:31,854 for you to practice on. 333 00:23:32,032 --> 00:23:35,195 Oh, hey, but maybe first we ought to talk about that hundred dollar advance. 334 00:23:36,569 --> 00:23:39,197 Shh, shh. Here comes Adam and Dolores now, ahem. 335 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,207 Hi, Adam. Howdy. 336 00:23:44,177 --> 00:23:47,579 Well, I hope you enjoyed yourself. Very much. 337 00:23:47,747 --> 00:23:49,715 Your brother is very gallant. Yeah. 338 00:23:49,883 --> 00:23:52,750 He promised to take me riding again tomorrow. 339 00:23:53,186 --> 00:23:55,985 The Ponderosa is so beautiful. 340 00:23:56,323 --> 00:23:59,850 Well, what have you two been up to, outside of plotting against me? 341 00:24:00,026 --> 00:24:02,461 Now, Adam, you know we wouldn't do a thing like that. 342 00:24:04,431 --> 00:24:05,489 No. 343 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:08,631 Little Joe just, uh, made a deal with Walt Troutman 344 00:24:08,802 --> 00:24:12,898 to put on a bullfight at his rodeo. 345 00:24:13,073 --> 00:24:14,507 A bullfight? 346 00:24:14,674 --> 00:24:18,042 Little Joe, you really mean this about a bullfight? 347 00:24:18,345 --> 00:24:21,110 Yeah, it's what you like to see a man do, isn't it? 348 00:24:21,281 --> 00:24:24,012 Oh, heh, but that is wonderful. I'm so excited, heh. 349 00:24:25,151 --> 00:24:27,984 Yes, so am I, ahem. 350 00:24:28,788 --> 00:24:33,385 Oh, Little Joe. This will make my stay at the Ponderosa complete. 351 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,393 It will be a touch of home here. 352 00:24:36,563 --> 00:24:40,898 Arena, bulls and my American matador. 353 00:24:42,902 --> 00:24:44,870 Oh, heh, it will be wonderful. 354 00:24:45,038 --> 00:24:48,303 Little Joe, please don't disappoint me. 355 00:24:48,475 --> 00:24:53,709 Well, if I can find a bull that's worthy. I'm sure you will. 356 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,372 Come, let's tell father now. 357 00:25:04,524 --> 00:25:07,152 My, he's a crafty little fellow, isn't he? 358 00:25:07,327 --> 00:25:09,193 Yeah, he sure is. 359 00:25:09,362 --> 00:25:13,299 And he's right good pay too, heh. 360 00:25:28,715 --> 00:25:33,380 Now, Joe, we discussed this all last night very carefully. 361 00:25:33,553 --> 00:25:36,113 Now, I don't want you taking no unnecessary chances 362 00:25:36,289 --> 00:25:38,314 or don't try to do nothing fancy at first. 363 00:25:38,491 --> 00:25:41,051 Just give that old bull plenty of elbow room. 364 00:25:41,227 --> 00:25:43,321 Plenty of elbow room. Yeah. 365 00:25:43,496 --> 00:25:45,464 Okay. Here. 366 00:25:45,632 --> 00:25:47,657 Here. How's this? 367 00:25:49,035 --> 00:25:51,436 Hmm? Let me see the picture. 368 00:25:51,604 --> 00:25:53,368 Yeah. That good? Yeah. That's about right. 369 00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:55,030 Yeah, it looks good. That's right. 370 00:25:55,208 --> 00:25:57,905 Go on in there and try it. Go on. 371 00:26:01,581 --> 00:26:03,276 I wish my arms was as long as wagon tongues. 372 00:26:03,450 --> 00:26:05,817 Now, keep up your courage, Joe. Come on. Come on. 373 00:26:05,985 --> 00:26:08,044 You'll be as good as any matador in a few weeks. 374 00:26:08,221 --> 00:26:10,315 Come on. Get over there and try it. Hold this. 375 00:26:10,490 --> 00:26:12,652 Yeah, I'm not gonna worry about it. 376 00:26:12,826 --> 00:26:14,385 I'll just get the hang of it. 377 00:26:14,561 --> 00:26:16,256 Whoa, bully. Don't make any sudden moves 378 00:26:16,429 --> 00:26:18,591 till I get... Whoa, bully. 379 00:26:18,765 --> 00:26:21,666 Here, give me that. Yeah. Now go in there and get him. 380 00:26:25,205 --> 00:26:26,297 Go on. Hey, why don't--? 381 00:26:26,473 --> 00:26:29,374 Let's have some lunch and then I'll-- Get in there and get that bull. 382 00:26:29,542 --> 00:26:30,634 Get him. 383 00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:34,137 Keep an eye on him. 384 00:26:34,881 --> 00:26:36,280 I'm watching. Go ahead. 385 00:26:43,556 --> 00:26:44,648 That's right, Joe. 386 00:26:53,666 --> 00:26:56,226 Get him mad at me? Go on up there after him. 387 00:26:56,402 --> 00:26:57,563 Get up there close to him. 388 00:26:58,204 --> 00:26:59,569 Hey. 389 00:27:00,607 --> 00:27:02,041 Hey. 390 00:27:03,309 --> 00:27:05,004 Hey, that bull don't have much spirit, Hoss. 391 00:27:06,379 --> 00:27:09,781 Look, Joe, you're supposed to talk to him. Just like... 392 00:27:09,949 --> 00:27:11,940 Just like it says here in the book. 393 00:27:12,685 --> 00:27:17,213 On page 80, it says right here you're supposed to say: 394 00:27:17,524 --> 00:27:21,085 "A-ha, tom." A-ha, toro. That's what the book says. 395 00:27:22,695 --> 00:27:24,663 Say "a-ha, toro" to him. 396 00:27:24,964 --> 00:27:27,524 Oh, Hoss, I'd feel silly saying anything to him. 397 00:27:28,635 --> 00:27:31,161 It can't hurt nothing. The book says to do it. Go ahead. 398 00:27:36,009 --> 00:27:37,534 A-ha, toro. 399 00:27:39,679 --> 00:27:41,511 Ha, a-ha, ho, ho. 400 00:27:41,681 --> 00:27:45,015 Hey, that's, uh, the thing he wanted to hear. 401 00:27:46,619 --> 00:27:48,587 Yeah, it worked. 402 00:27:48,755 --> 00:27:50,245 Loud. 403 00:27:51,090 --> 00:27:53,218 Okay, here we go, then. 404 00:27:54,827 --> 00:27:55,851 A-ha! 405 00:27:58,198 --> 00:28:00,860 Hey. Oh. 406 00:28:01,167 --> 00:28:03,295 Hey, Hoss, this bull's no good. Yeah. 407 00:28:03,469 --> 00:28:04,732 He doesn't wanna do anything. 408 00:28:05,205 --> 00:28:08,402 Ugh, let's get another one and see if it will cooperate with us. 409 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,978 Hey. Hey, bully? Hey... 410 00:28:18,151 --> 00:28:19,915 Will you pay a little attention to me, please? 411 00:28:20,086 --> 00:28:21,952 Look at the cape. That's supposed to get you-- 412 00:28:22,121 --> 00:28:23,987 Oh, well, what's the use? 413 00:28:24,157 --> 00:28:26,683 I don't know what's the matter. Maybe I'm using the wrong accent. 414 00:28:26,859 --> 00:28:28,349 That's the fourth critter we've tried. 415 00:28:28,528 --> 00:28:30,189 We'll have to go through the whole herd 416 00:28:30,363 --> 00:28:32,195 before we find one that'll charge a cape. 417 00:28:33,766 --> 00:28:35,234 Yeah. 418 00:28:35,702 --> 00:28:38,831 Maybe if I got in behind him and pushed him at you a little bit, huh? 419 00:28:39,839 --> 00:28:43,469 Well, anything. I don't want a big charge, just a little charge. 420 00:28:44,077 --> 00:28:47,274 Get around in front of him and I'll push him. See what happens. 421 00:28:51,117 --> 00:28:52,846 Whoa, bully. 422 00:28:54,554 --> 00:28:57,251 You ready? Just charge him right into me, Hoss. 423 00:29:07,033 --> 00:29:10,435 I think we'd have a little more luck if we could find an enraged chicken. 424 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,944 Oh, come on. Look, get... 425 00:29:27,253 --> 00:29:30,348 A-ha, toro. 426 00:29:32,225 --> 00:29:34,694 I'm scaring him to death, Hoss. 427 00:29:39,666 --> 00:29:41,566 Found that liniment, Joe. 428 00:29:41,734 --> 00:29:43,532 Yeah, boy, this'll fix you up. 429 00:29:43,703 --> 00:29:45,933 I must have chased those bulls a hundred miles today. 430 00:29:46,105 --> 00:29:48,870 Yeah, well, wasn't your fault that they wouldn't fight. 431 00:29:49,042 --> 00:29:50,066 Tell you that for sure. 432 00:29:50,243 --> 00:29:52,940 I feel like a twisted piece of barbed wire. 433 00:29:53,112 --> 00:29:56,104 Oh, that's cold. Yeah, at first. 434 00:29:58,351 --> 00:30:00,217 Oh, yeah. You'll be as good as new tomorrow, 435 00:30:00,386 --> 00:30:03,287 I guarantee you that, chum. Oh, that feels good. 436 00:30:03,456 --> 00:30:04,787 Hot dog. Hey, you know, 437 00:30:04,957 --> 00:30:06,686 we have to find a braver bull somewhere. 438 00:30:06,859 --> 00:30:09,521 We got to. We got a couple more in the hold yet. 439 00:30:11,097 --> 00:30:13,293 Hey, that stuff's getting a little warm, heh. 440 00:30:13,466 --> 00:30:17,232 You know, I could give back that advance money to old Walt. 441 00:30:17,403 --> 00:30:19,667 Oh, yeah, I wanna talk to you about that advance money. 442 00:30:19,839 --> 00:30:23,935 Hey, this stuff is really getting hot. That's what it's supposed to do. 443 00:30:24,110 --> 00:30:27,375 That's the way this stuff works, see? Well, it must be doing the trick. 444 00:30:27,547 --> 00:30:29,311 Yeah. 445 00:30:29,582 --> 00:30:31,107 It's really getting pretty hot. 446 00:30:31,284 --> 00:30:32,615 Joe, you're just young and tender. 447 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,652 Hey, Hoss, it is getting hot, you know that? 448 00:30:36,823 --> 00:30:38,951 Hey, don't put any more of that on. It's hot, Hoss. 449 00:30:39,125 --> 00:30:40,991 Hey, you know... It's getting hot on there. 450 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,958 Your back is getting awful red. 451 00:30:43,129 --> 00:30:44,927 It's getting red? Yeah. 452 00:30:45,098 --> 00:30:47,226 Hey, oh, come on, Hoss, get it off. Wipe it off. 453 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,926 Wipe it off. It's getting hotter. It's getting, aah! 454 00:30:50,103 --> 00:30:51,127 HEY. Hess! 455 00:30:51,304 --> 00:30:52,328 Joe. Wipe it off! 456 00:30:52,505 --> 00:30:55,634 Wipe it off! Wipe it... Oh, it's hot! I'm wiping. I'm wiping. I'm wiping. 457 00:30:57,710 --> 00:30:59,405 Hey, what was it? 458 00:30:59,579 --> 00:31:02,310 Oh! Oh, oh... 459 00:31:05,852 --> 00:31:07,377 Feel better? 460 00:31:08,688 --> 00:31:10,452 What was that stuff you rubbed on me? 461 00:31:11,858 --> 00:31:13,087 It's plain liniment. 462 00:31:13,493 --> 00:31:16,190 What do you mean, plain liniment? Let me see that. 463 00:31:18,131 --> 00:31:19,724 Yeah, it's liniment. Can't you read here? 464 00:31:19,899 --> 00:31:23,301 "Use as directed. Not recommended for humans." 465 00:31:25,772 --> 00:31:26,898 That's me, human. 466 00:31:27,073 --> 00:31:30,168 It says, "Just recommended for ranch and farm animals." 467 00:31:30,743 --> 00:31:33,769 Yeah, I reckon I didn't read that. 468 00:31:35,014 --> 00:31:37,278 Hey, take a look at it. Is it blistered? 469 00:31:38,418 --> 00:31:40,648 No, I don't see none, I... 470 00:31:40,820 --> 00:31:43,448 Joe, I think it just stung you a little. Oh! 471 00:31:44,023 --> 00:31:46,583 Besides, it's too far away from your head to kill you, heh. 472 00:31:49,262 --> 00:31:51,492 Hey, what--? Good afternoon, Hoss. 473 00:31:51,664 --> 00:31:53,257 Howdy, ma'am. Where's Little Joe? 474 00:31:53,433 --> 00:31:57,165 Oh, ma'am, I don't rightly know. I don't think I've seen him all day. 475 00:31:57,603 --> 00:31:59,867 Well, why don't you just turn around? 476 00:32:00,573 --> 00:32:01,597 Huh? 477 00:32:05,578 --> 00:32:08,309 Why, Joe, you silly thing, you. What're you doing in that trough? 478 00:32:09,115 --> 00:32:11,345 It's a pan of my training for the bullfight. 479 00:32:11,951 --> 00:32:14,511 Really? Sitting in the water? 480 00:32:14,687 --> 00:32:17,054 Oh, yes, it's all pan of the training technique, 481 00:32:17,223 --> 00:32:20,386 like chasing fat steers around the corral. 482 00:32:22,762 --> 00:32:24,992 Now, shall we go, Dolores? 483 00:32:25,164 --> 00:32:27,690 Like taking candy from a baby. 484 00:32:34,307 --> 00:32:37,299 That did it. That did it. 485 00:32:37,477 --> 00:32:42,506 Now I'm gonna make an all-out eff on to get you a fighting bull. 486 00:32:44,150 --> 00:32:46,585 Hey, Hoss. Yeah? 487 00:32:47,053 --> 00:32:49,112 You're probably the bravest bullfight promoter 488 00:32:49,288 --> 00:32:52,519 in the whole world, you know that? Yeah, thanks. 489 00:32:52,692 --> 00:32:55,184 That Adam has gotta be beat. 490 00:32:55,361 --> 00:32:59,264 I'm gonna round up the most cantankerous, most vicious, 491 00:32:59,432 --> 00:33:04,495 bloodthirsty, fire-breathing, meanest, dad-burned 492 00:33:04,670 --> 00:33:07,867 fighting bull that the devil ever created. 493 00:33:10,243 --> 00:33:11,836 There he is, Hoss. 494 00:33:12,345 --> 00:33:17,146 Well, he's big all right, Gigger, but he don't look very mean to me. 495 00:33:17,316 --> 00:33:19,683 Heh, matter of fact, he looks more like a lover-- 496 00:33:22,188 --> 00:33:23,678 Hey. 497 00:33:28,928 --> 00:33:30,054 Well. 498 00:33:35,434 --> 00:33:38,870 Yeah. I see what you mean. 499 00:33:39,038 --> 00:33:40,699 Hey, do I know the foolish jackass 500 00:33:40,873 --> 00:33:42,534 who's gonna wave a blanket in front of him? 501 00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:44,142 Yes, sir, you sure do. 502 00:33:44,610 --> 00:33:48,808 He wouldn't be about this tall with kind of sad calf-like eyes 503 00:33:48,981 --> 00:33:50,574 and the Cartwright brand on him, would he? 504 00:33:51,284 --> 00:33:53,651 That's right. Little Joe. He's gonna be the matador. 505 00:33:53,819 --> 00:33:55,685 Don't you worry about him, he's been practicing. 506 00:33:55,855 --> 00:33:57,084 And he's ready. 507 00:33:59,759 --> 00:34:01,625 Well, it's no skin off my hide, but are you sure 508 00:34:01,794 --> 00:34:03,489 Little Joe wants to get in there with him? 509 00:34:04,597 --> 00:34:06,429 Oh, he's chomping at the bits. 510 00:34:09,068 --> 00:34:12,094 Anybody squirrely enough to want to waltz around with that bull, 511 00:34:12,271 --> 00:34:14,797 they deserve each other. Go ahead. 512 00:34:14,974 --> 00:34:17,409 Thank you, Gigger. I'll pick him up day after tomorrow. 513 00:34:17,577 --> 00:34:20,012 You Canwrights come up with some of the wildest, 514 00:34:20,179 --> 00:34:22,011 doggonedest, silly... 515 00:34:25,051 --> 00:34:26,849 Gigger Thurman's bull? 516 00:34:27,019 --> 00:34:29,113 Well, Joe, dag-burn it, we gotta have one, ain't we? 517 00:34:29,288 --> 00:34:33,054 Yeah, but don't you think that bull's kind of a big bull? 518 00:34:33,225 --> 00:34:34,624 Joe, he's... 519 00:34:34,794 --> 00:34:36,091 You know, he's... 520 00:34:36,262 --> 00:34:38,663 He's big. Oh... 521 00:34:38,898 --> 00:34:40,525 He's mighty impressive. 522 00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:43,931 Yeah, well, maybe he won't even fight. 523 00:34:45,071 --> 00:34:48,473 Joe, you ain't ratting out, are you? 524 00:34:50,509 --> 00:34:52,739 How can you say a thing like that? 525 00:34:52,912 --> 00:34:56,678 It's just that it-- Just because it's a big bull and it's Gigger Thurman's bull 526 00:34:56,849 --> 00:34:58,442 doesn't mean that it's gonna charge. 527 00:34:58,618 --> 00:35:00,382 You know, you don't want me to look foolish. 528 00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:03,284 He'll charge, don't you worry about that. 529 00:35:03,456 --> 00:35:05,117 I guarantee you he'll charge. 530 00:35:05,791 --> 00:35:09,659 As a matter of fact, if he don't come on you like a wild locomotive, 531 00:35:09,829 --> 00:35:10,853 Hmm. 532 00:35:11,030 --> 00:35:13,829 I'll give you that hundred dollars I already made on the deal, hm? 533 00:35:17,303 --> 00:35:18,395 Hoss... 534 00:35:26,579 --> 00:35:30,914 Well, uh, you found a fierce one yet? 535 00:35:32,652 --> 00:35:34,984 Just the fiercest. 536 00:35:35,588 --> 00:35:36,680 Gigger Thurman's bull. 537 00:35:38,124 --> 00:35:39,819 Oh, you're getting in a little deep, aren't you? 538 00:35:41,894 --> 00:35:43,089 I don't know. 539 00:35:43,262 --> 00:35:46,926 Of course, the bull hasn't been tried and tested yet. 540 00:35:47,433 --> 00:35:51,165 Joe here's afraid that bull might not even be ferocious enough for him. 541 00:35:55,107 --> 00:35:56,404 You know any more jokes? 542 00:35:57,743 --> 00:35:58,938 You ain't gonna be laughing 543 00:35:59,111 --> 00:36:00,909 when you see what Joe does to that bull. 544 00:36:06,085 --> 00:36:09,214 You ought to get out in the sun, boy, you're looking a little pale. 545 00:36:13,526 --> 00:36:17,224 Hoss, you just make sure you got that bull there on time. 546 00:36:22,435 --> 00:36:23,903 Yeah, I think you got a winner. 547 00:36:44,957 --> 00:36:46,686 It's getting to be about 2. 548 00:36:46,859 --> 00:36:49,885 If Hoss doesn't get here with that bull, the show's gonna start without him. 549 00:36:50,062 --> 00:36:53,430 It would be a shame to miss the debut of America's first matador. 550 00:36:54,467 --> 00:36:57,801 Or last. Thanks a lot. 551 00:36:57,970 --> 00:37:02,407 Aren't you excited, Little Joe? Just think, America's first matador. 552 00:37:04,076 --> 00:37:05,874 Yeah, but, see, I'm just a beginner. 553 00:37:06,045 --> 00:37:08,912 You know, you can't expect too much from me the first time out. 554 00:37:09,448 --> 00:37:11,473 Well, where'd all this modesty come from? 555 00:37:11,650 --> 00:37:14,711 Since Hoss got the idea of using Gigger Thurman's bull. 556 00:37:14,887 --> 00:37:15,911 Oh. 557 00:37:16,088 --> 00:37:19,820 If he isn't any braver than the ones you've been trying out at the ranch... 558 00:37:21,694 --> 00:37:23,025 I hope the animal will have 559 00:37:23,195 --> 00:37:25,755 the fierceness and courage of my father's animals. 560 00:37:25,931 --> 00:37:28,263 Maybe you will be lucky and the bull Hoss is bringing 561 00:37:28,434 --> 00:37:30,368 will have these qualities. 562 00:37:30,536 --> 00:37:32,026 Ma'am, the way my luck is running, 563 00:37:32,204 --> 00:37:34,138 I think you can be absolutely sure of that. 564 00:37:34,306 --> 00:37:35,967 Where'd you get that steer, boy? 565 00:37:55,394 --> 00:37:57,954 Folks, what do you think of him? 566 00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:05,669 He's a lot bigger than I realized. 567 00:38:07,006 --> 00:38:09,065 Well, this can is so little, Joe, 568 00:38:09,241 --> 00:38:11,642 it probably makes him look bigger than he really is, see? 569 00:38:13,112 --> 00:38:15,012 What have you got him riding backwards for? 570 00:38:15,481 --> 00:38:17,506 Listen, I was lucky to get him in there anyhow. 571 00:38:20,219 --> 00:38:21,812 I'm gonna take him on down to the corral. 572 00:38:21,987 --> 00:38:23,318 See you down there later, Joe, huh? 573 00:38:24,790 --> 00:38:26,315 Giddyup. 574 00:38:27,726 --> 00:38:29,490 Where'd you get him from? 575 00:38:30,196 --> 00:38:35,362 Little Joe, Hoss sure cut you off a big enough slice to chew on. 576 00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:39,669 Oh, I'm so glad I took up the guitar. 577 00:38:44,376 --> 00:38:45,741 He's very big. 578 00:38:50,549 --> 00:38:52,643 Look, Joe, uh, I'm sure 579 00:38:52,818 --> 00:38:55,844 that, uh, people would understand if you wanted to call it off. 580 00:38:57,022 --> 00:38:58,490 What do you mean, call it off? 581 00:38:58,657 --> 00:39:03,720 Call it off just, because the bull is big and ferocious? 582 00:39:03,896 --> 00:39:05,887 Prob-- Probably vicious. 583 00:39:06,332 --> 00:39:07,925 You think? 584 00:39:13,105 --> 00:39:14,834 Whoa! 585 00:39:16,642 --> 00:39:18,371 Is that the critter Little Joe's gonna fight? 586 00:39:18,544 --> 00:39:21,479 That's the one. He's a fence buster. Absolutely. 587 00:39:21,647 --> 00:39:24,344 As a matter of fact, I feel about half guilty 588 00:39:24,516 --> 00:39:26,985 about putting my little brother in the pen with him, I sure do. 589 00:39:27,152 --> 00:39:30,611 Now, wait a minute. There ain't gonna be no backing out now. 590 00:39:30,789 --> 00:39:32,848 You sold me a bill of goods and got my advance money. 591 00:39:33,025 --> 00:39:35,824 I expect my money's worth. There ain't gonna be no backing out. 592 00:39:35,995 --> 00:39:39,397 We're gonna put on a show this town ain't gonna forget soon. 593 00:39:48,307 --> 00:39:51,277 I wouldn't get up there too close to his head, he's liable to charge you. 594 00:39:51,577 --> 00:39:53,136 He's safe behind them bars. 595 00:39:53,579 --> 00:39:54,842 That ain't nothing but wood. 596 00:39:55,414 --> 00:39:57,508 Well, he don't look so fierce to me. 597 00:39:58,851 --> 00:40:01,343 As a matter of fact, I think he looks a little bit like a lover. 598 00:40:03,455 --> 00:40:05,423 No, no! Not that handkerchief! 599 00:40:22,074 --> 00:40:23,098 Oh, Lordy. 600 00:40:26,278 --> 00:40:28,212 Hey, here he comes back. 601 00:40:30,416 --> 00:40:31,440 Get out of here! 602 00:40:31,617 --> 00:40:35,349 Get back in that saloon with that red handkerchief! 603 00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:50,366 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 604 00:40:54,773 --> 00:40:55,899 Run! 605 00:40:56,075 --> 00:40:57,236 Olé! 606 00:40:57,843 --> 00:40:59,743 Let's go! 607 00:41:01,580 --> 00:41:03,548 Senor, don't be foolhardy. 608 00:41:03,716 --> 00:41:06,481 Your sons can take care of everything. 609 00:41:07,586 --> 00:41:10,453 My sons can take care of everything. 610 00:41:12,091 --> 00:41:13,820 This, I gotta see. 611 00:41:47,159 --> 00:41:49,719 A-ha. Toro. 612 00:41:57,703 --> 00:41:59,728 My boys can take care of everything. 613 00:42:02,608 --> 00:42:05,600 Hey, Joe, Adam, somebody help me off this thing! 614 00:42:05,778 --> 00:42:06,973 I can't turn him loose! 615 00:42:07,146 --> 00:42:09,308 Help! Help, Joe! 616 00:42:11,717 --> 00:42:13,947 Don't worry, Hoss. I'll save you. 617 00:42:14,119 --> 00:42:15,678 Help, Joe! 618 00:42:20,826 --> 00:42:23,818 We've got him on the run, Hoss, let's get him. Whoa! 619 00:42:25,297 --> 00:42:27,425 Get him! Hey, bully! 620 00:42:30,135 --> 00:42:31,728 Bully! 621 00:42:32,438 --> 00:42:34,133 Hey, bully! Hey, bully! 622 00:42:34,306 --> 00:42:35,705 Bully! 623 00:42:38,610 --> 00:42:42,274 Yeah, they sure take care of things. Olé! 624 00:42:45,784 --> 00:42:47,309 Olé... 625 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,290 Hoss! Hoss! 626 00:42:51,457 --> 00:42:53,789 You tell that brother of yours to bring that bull back here, 627 00:42:53,959 --> 00:42:55,654 then give me back my hundred dollar advance! 628 00:42:55,828 --> 00:42:58,126 Who's gonna pay for my saloon? 629 00:42:58,297 --> 00:43:01,164 I don't know, I just play guitar. 630 00:43:06,038 --> 00:43:07,733 Whoa, bully. 631 00:43:14,513 --> 00:43:16,277 I got a notion what he done in town today 632 00:43:16,448 --> 00:43:19,042 is gonna break up a beautiful home. 633 00:43:20,219 --> 00:43:22,449 I just can't understand it. 634 00:43:23,021 --> 00:43:26,651 Somewhere along the line, I feel I've been led astray. 635 00:43:27,126 --> 00:43:30,756 And I followed you. Thanks a lot. 636 00:43:30,929 --> 00:43:34,160 It was your help that sent him through that last barn. 637 00:43:45,744 --> 00:43:49,009 You know, that thing sure felt bigger when I was wearing it. 638 00:43:52,951 --> 00:43:55,045 Oh, boy. 639 00:43:55,521 --> 00:43:58,582 I'd sure hate to see old Charlie's saloon. 640 00:43:59,625 --> 00:44:02,458 I hate to hear what Pa's gonna say. 641 00:44:02,794 --> 00:44:05,058 Well, I ain't saying a word. 642 00:44:11,737 --> 00:44:13,227 Uh-oh. 643 00:44:14,006 --> 00:44:17,169 You think that bull did something to us, wait till you see this. 644 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:25,348 Pa, let me help you with your horse. Don't touch this animal. 645 00:44:25,517 --> 00:44:28,612 I don't want him stampeded all over the territory. 646 00:44:28,787 --> 00:44:33,554 Pa, that old bull gave us a terrible time, heh. 647 00:44:33,725 --> 00:44:35,022 We tried to get him back in town, 648 00:44:35,194 --> 00:44:37,856 but we were lucky to get him in the corral. 649 00:44:38,664 --> 00:44:42,464 That bull, uh, tore down old man Garvey's new fence. 650 00:44:43,702 --> 00:44:45,636 Yeah, well, that happened, see, when we-- 651 00:44:45,804 --> 00:44:49,798 He also smashed Mrs. Snaverly's chicken pens to smithereens. 652 00:44:49,975 --> 00:44:53,434 Her hens won't lay eggs for a month, if she can find the hens. 653 00:44:59,151 --> 00:45:02,052 Pa, well, that old bull is full of tricks. 654 00:45:02,221 --> 00:45:06,283 That old bull harvested a whole wheat field all by himself. 655 00:45:06,458 --> 00:45:08,392 He smashed through two barns. 656 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,894 He stampeded a full herd of milk cows. 657 00:45:13,498 --> 00:45:18,095 What you have done to the territory of Nevada in one short afternoon 658 00:45:18,270 --> 00:45:23,606 will reduce 25 years of Apache raids to a footnote in history. 659 00:45:28,347 --> 00:45:32,784 Pa, it was Hess and all his man-of-action ideas. 660 00:45:33,752 --> 00:45:35,743 It was his idea. 661 00:45:39,057 --> 00:45:40,422 All right. 662 00:45:40,592 --> 00:45:42,253 All right. 663 00:45:42,594 --> 00:45:46,030 I'll kick in that hundred dollars that I got from Troutman. 664 00:45:46,898 --> 00:45:51,529 Oh, will you? Well, Mr. Troutman wants that hundred dollars back. 665 00:45:51,703 --> 00:45:53,933 You didn't deliver the bullfight. 666 00:45:56,074 --> 00:45:57,235 No, I didn't, did I? 667 00:45:57,409 --> 00:46:01,971 Well, it's share and share alike, right, brothers? 668 00:46:02,147 --> 00:46:03,546 Right? 669 00:46:04,883 --> 00:46:06,351 Right? 670 00:46:07,786 --> 00:46:11,154 I don't care how you three take care of it, but take care of it you will. 671 00:46:13,825 --> 00:46:15,691 You might begin 672 00:46:16,428 --> 00:46:18,396 by apologizing to our guests. 673 00:46:23,402 --> 00:46:25,234 We had a very pleasant drive, Senor Cartwright. 674 00:46:25,404 --> 00:46:26,997 Well, I'm sorry I had to leave you. 675 00:46:27,172 --> 00:46:30,164 The boys tried to get the bull back but they couldn't herd him. 676 00:46:30,342 --> 00:46:33,437 Except over here. Good thing they didn't get him back to Virginia City. 677 00:46:33,612 --> 00:46:35,910 They'd probably wreck the whole town. 678 00:46:36,081 --> 00:46:37,742 You were magnificent. 679 00:46:43,622 --> 00:46:46,523 Hoss Cartwright, I'd like you to know you are the strongest, 680 00:46:46,692 --> 00:46:48,353 bravest man I've ever met. 681 00:46:51,830 --> 00:46:54,356 Me? Yes. 682 00:46:54,533 --> 00:46:58,163 The way you grabbed the bull's horn and pulled him from the saloon. 683 00:47:00,005 --> 00:47:02,474 Oh, ma'am, I didn't... You don't under-- 684 00:47:02,641 --> 00:47:04,268 You were magnificent. 685 00:47:04,776 --> 00:47:07,211 As courageous as any matador. 686 00:47:07,546 --> 00:47:10,982 Ma-- Ma-- Matador? He was hanging on for dear life. 687 00:47:11,149 --> 00:47:13,641 No, even braver than a matador. 688 00:47:13,819 --> 00:47:16,914 I've never seen a man do what you did today. 689 00:47:17,089 --> 00:47:18,853 Ma'am, I... 690 00:47:19,024 --> 00:47:23,689 Be modest if you like, but any girl would be proud to call you a hero. 691 00:47:27,899 --> 00:47:29,594 Well, I... 692 00:47:30,736 --> 00:47:32,898 I didn't, uh, really do anything 693 00:47:33,071 --> 00:47:35,403 that any other man wouldn't have done. 694 00:47:36,608 --> 00:47:38,975 You were magnificent. 695 00:47:40,412 --> 00:47:42,710 I just went in that saloon 696 00:47:42,881 --> 00:47:46,579 and grabbed that old bull by the horns 697 00:47:46,752 --> 00:47:50,313 and yanked him out of there before he really hurt somebody. 698 00:47:51,456 --> 00:47:53,220 Oh, did somebody get hurt? 699 00:47:54,259 --> 00:47:56,023 Well, uh... 700 00:47:56,194 --> 00:48:00,597 I, uh, kind of got a banged-up shoulder. 701 00:48:00,766 --> 00:48:04,225 Oh, Hoss. It's nothing really. It's... 702 00:48:04,403 --> 00:48:06,565 I got some liniment that'll take care of that for you. 703 00:48:06,738 --> 00:48:09,173 Take the pain right out of it. It'll be all right. 704 00:48:09,341 --> 00:48:10,706 It'll be all right, Joe. 705 00:48:10,876 --> 00:48:13,709 Ugh, if, uh, I can get Miss Dolores 706 00:48:13,879 --> 00:48:18,749 to help me up to that chair on the porch. 707 00:48:18,917 --> 00:48:20,976 Certainly, Hoss. 708 00:48:21,153 --> 00:48:23,053 Be careful. 709 00:48:36,501 --> 00:48:38,970 Adam, you don't think Hoss would... 710 00:48:39,838 --> 00:48:43,103 No. No, he wouldn't do a thing like that. 711 00:48:43,475 --> 00:48:45,239 Like what? 712 00:48:46,678 --> 00:48:49,010 You think he planned all this? 713 00:48:49,181 --> 00:48:53,345 Now, before you boys get into that area of discussion, 714 00:48:53,518 --> 00:48:58,046 I think, you should take that bull back to Gigger Thurman's ranch. 715 00:49:00,926 --> 00:49:02,291 How? 716 00:49:04,229 --> 00:49:06,095 Well, um, 717 00:49:07,032 --> 00:49:10,696 why don't you try serenading him with your guitar? 718 00:50:38,023 --> 00:50:40,014 This has been a color presentation 719 00:50:40,191 --> 00:50:42,523 of the NBC Television Network.